Jami Graves' Review: Hot Dogs

Jami Graves bought me at the auction. Well, not like took me away from my parents but I had this thing where I said I would eat any food that anybody wanted me to eat so she bid like $50 and won the auction. And those $50 went to United Way. United Way is a helpful organization where people help people who are in trouble, education and health. I agreed to be in the auction to finally get a food review up because it's been like 50 days practically...

That's why I'm calling this the Jami Graves' Review -- it's the first time I've ever called it after a person.

Message to Jami: I liked that hot dog place. Good job finding that hot dog place. We might go to it often.

OK, let's get started. We were going downtown and we found the hot doggery Hotshots. I do not like that name. It should probably be Rockets Hot Doggery. I ordered a hot dog called Cruiser. It had onions, a gigantic hot dog (aka beef hot dog, aka weiner, aka just normal hot dog), mustard and ketchup too. It was huge. I chose it because, I don't know, I didn't want to take much time in the line and it looked good on the menu.

I had to take pretty big bites to get down to the beef (aka hot dog). It tasted pretty good -- it was like a hot dog sort of mixed with bacon, I guess. And then it had a bunch of grease and that made it taste good. It was pretty good. It was a good hot dog. Really good. The size was absolutely ridiculous! Because it was humungo-badungo. Well that's basically all to my review. Hope you guys like it because it took a lot of time eating that thing. Oh, and I had lemonade for a drink. I had a side of pasta salad. The pasta salad tasted pretty good -- there were different colored pasta. It had herbs and dressing on it. I don't think it had any kind of vegetables, which is weird that they call it a salad, right?

The restaurant looks pretty good. It's by Jimmy John's and not far from the art sculpture place. Inside the restaurant are pictures of famous people, famous movie stars. I think young people will like eating there. I'm not saying that old people can't because they can if they want to. Anyways, it's good for anybody. Well, I mean it's not healthy but it tastes good. You gotta watch how much you eat there or you could really get unhealthy.

That's all I have to say.

It's not too late to volunteer or give money to the United Way organization. People need help everywhere so you could volunteer or give money now. Well, the end.