He Ate the Balls! He Ate the Balls!

This is part 2 of 2 Iowa State Fair Chronicles. And yes, again, the Amazing Bo is coming in and talking too, quite a bit.

Mazy: Here you see a menacing picture of 'the giant slide.' But that's not how big it is. The giant slide is WAY bigger than that tiny little thing. 

Bo: It's way bigger than that 's' that the person is riding down. 

Mazy: Here I am. I feel like a stupid guy. If you can see I'm actually doing it with my cousin. We're putting our hands in the air and screaming. I cannot remember why we were doing that.

Bo: We're sitting down. They were shouting like, "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Because they love the big slide!"

Mazy: Actually I don't think we made a sound. 

Mazy: This is the biggest slide in Iowa history! And I'm not kidding. I bet that's true; is it? 

Bo: I'm going up the humongous humongous big slide!

Mazy: I'm climbing up this and it's not very fun climbing up a big slide. You can look through the stairs and see all these little tiny poles, but I knew they wouldn't break.

Bo: What tiny poles?
Mazy: Well you can't see them now, Bo. You have to be there.

Mazy: This was freaky! This is a perfect picture of you seeing us making a jump! Can you see us making a jump?! But it was scary. And awesome at the same time. 'Scawesome.'

Bo: I was scared when we were going down at the top. When I got down to the bottom I wasn't scared. When I went the first time I was scared. When I went again, I wasn't scared. I asked my mom if we could go three times, but she said no because we didn't have that much tickets. 

Mazy: You got a picture! Hahah! I'm on the ski lift with my cousin. It was the first time I've ever went on a ski lift without an adult on it with me. Kael was getting kind of scared. 

Bo: Here I'm eating a banana corn dog! Hahah. No it wasn't a banana corn dog! It was a corn dog with mustard! It was good.

Bo: That looks weird. Look at Kael. I put my face through a little circle and then my cousin looks funny because he was smiling and then I had to go to the restroom. 

Mazy: Kael was photo bombing in a weird way.

Mazy: We went to this stand because my mom said it had the best ice cream. 

Mazy: I got the Cookie Mountain; it was good. It was a cookie and there was chocolate sauce, hot fudge to be exact, there was vanilla ice cream and there was a mound of whipped cream on the top. It tasted good because the whipped cream was sweet and foamy, the ice cream was kind of hard and cold and sweet, and then the hot fudge was hot and really soft, and the cookie was hard and medium and normal temperature. 

Bo: I got va-lina. I like it. And because I got a little cup. It tasted really good. The end. 

Mazy: The jalapeño cheddar dog was hot! The corn dog was hot and then there was cheese on it that was also hot, and there were jalapeños that were hot. So it was hotness supreme and that kind of cheddar dog. Very good.

Bo: This was fun holding a Fox Snake and my brother wanted to but he got to hold a turtle and so did I. And the snake really tickled a lot and on the top it was really rough. One time it hissed at me and it had a really long tail. 

Mazy: I'm holding a tiny little baby turtle. I forgot what it's called. This was at the Natural Resources Building. 

Mazy: The turtle's shell was smooth, and it tickled a lot when it moved around. 

Mazy: This is tenderloin. Actually, it's cow balls. Not joking. They were called prairie oysters. And I think that's a creepy name because it's peculiar. I wanted to get them because my dad told me about them and they sounded weird. They sounded cool to eat. 

Mazy: It tasted like chicken, and I'm not kidding. It was deliciousssssssssssssssssssssssss! It was breaded and that was good, it tasted kind of crunchy. And the ... balls, tasted like chicken fingers except they were a little too salty. I'm not joking. You can ask my mom, she's never wrong. Well sometimes she is. It looked poop-colored inside. I would recommend people eat these because they put their choice-making abilities and taste to the ultimate test. You can get them at the Iowa Cattlemen's Beef Quarters by Snakes Alive. 

Bo: It tasted really good. Because it was really salty! I want to have them again! I thinked about eating one and seeing what it taste like. I thought it tasted like spoiled meat. The enddddddddddddd. 

When you go to the fair you should ALWAYS try new foods. It's the best thing to do. The end and do not eat too many beef jerky sticks. You'll get fat. Not kidding.